Kon’s review published on Letterboxd:
Horror comedy that isn't scary or funny. Not so much a parody of slashers but a romantic comedy spoof with a slasher guy as the romantic male lead. Not a bad idea! But, a terrible, humorless script that cannot land a joke to save its life. The gore is cool and well done, but the kills themselves manage to be pretty lame, and seemed to have ate up all the budget because the movie is saddled with endless, laughless filler. Extra half-star for boobs, and for casting someone who looks just like my college crush as the female lead.