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  • The Thing
  • WALL·E
  • Beetlejuice
  • The Palm Beach Story

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  • Miami Connection

    ★★★★½

  • Meet Me in the Bathroom

    ★★½

  • Cloak & Dagger

    ★★★½

  • The Fugitive

    ★★★★

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  • Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare

    Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare

    ★★★

    Four movies into this and Beck’s stalking game hasn’t improved even a little. Still rolling up to the house in his own luxury car, leering in plain sight, and/or breaking in with his trademark knock-kneed shuffle to the back door. Just goes to show you how easy it is for white men to succeed in this world.

  • Out of the Blue

    Out of the Blue

    ★★★★½

    One gut punch after another until you’re completely knocked down. 

    If you have the Severin blu-ray, Kier-La Janisse’s Terminal City Blues is the most mesmerizing bonus feature I’ve ever seen. A must watch.

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  • San Francisco

    San Francisco

    ★★½

    Impressive effects in the earthquake sequence. Average in every other way. 

    On the romance side, Mary needs to check her picker because both of these guys suuuuuck. Though I will give Gable credit for giving me my new favorite come on: “How about going upstairs and having some chop suey?

    Another solid gold moment as 1906’s Parents of the Year reunite after the big quake: 

    Eddie: Where are the kids?

    Mildred: They’re safe in a vacant lot. The roof fell in. The baby laughed!

    Eddie: He laughed? Ha, ain’t that just like him!

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    Black Phillip 4 President.