Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Grave of the Fireflies

Recent activity

  • Whiplash


  • Barbie


  • Past Lives


  • Elemental


Pinned reviews

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life


    People still argue about what's the best Christmas movie, when it's already been made 80 years ago.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    When this movie came out I was 17 years old and in 2018 I, for some reason, decided to watch every Best Movie nominee for the academy awards; in that list this movie is obviously included, but as you can see this is my first time watching it, 3 years later which for how short of a time it is, it does some like an eternity.
    The reason I ended up not watching this movie was because a close friend…

Recent reviews

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    1000 fucking movies!!!

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans


    Listen, this is obviously a very well made movie, I basically enjoyed every scene in this movie, but I can't stop thinking of it as nothing more than a beautiful hollow cake.

    What is this movie even about? It felt like I waited 2 hours for something to happen and it never did, I wish all of those beautifully written dialogue scenes had some sort of importance to anything, but they don't and the conflicts in this movie feel formulaic and irrelevant, so there was nothing to grab me.

    I don't remember ever watching a movie and feeling as little as I feel right now.

Popular reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    I can't believe they paid Jamie Lee Curtis to sit in a hospital bed.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    I'd really prefer to not tear this movie apart, because it would be so easy to do that.
    Look this is sincerely the best CGI action I have ever seen in my life and I've seen a ton of these action movies, I would like to congratulate the VFX teams because in that aspect this movie is an absolute piece of art, there's no clutter, everything looks clean and it's super well shot, I love the change of angles, the…