"I need to know everything you know and now!!!"
Trash Rating: ★★★★☆
There is an altar/shrine to George W. Bush Jr. in this movie and believe it or not, but humans, not aliens, wrote, directed, and acted in this movie that goes from 0 to 200mph in 2 seconds flat with the worst ADR voice over in history. A lot of bad movies have a problem of being really really boring and just stretching their run time out, but Jim…
Trash Cinema Rating: ★★★★★
I recommend eating an edible before watching this. I will also not review any part of this film, because I think any review would give away what will be a truly unique surreal experience.
It's a mystery that this movie just didn't work for me even though it had both Colin Ferguson(star of the Eureka tv show) and Jewel(nostalgia throwback bullshit). Maybe I'll give the 2nd movie in this series a shot and it gets better.
Zack Snyder is the new Roger Corman. I fucking love it.
I did not see the original cut of this movie and I don't give a fuck about DC movies, but I had to watch this as I knew anything Snyder touched would become an absolute disaster.
Here are some things to think about with this movie;
- Gal Gadot is a miserable actress.
- Was I supposed to laugh at things? Was there comedy?
- Why was everything in…
