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  • Machine Gun Kelly's Life In Pink

  • Pig

    ★★★★★

  • Glorious

    ★★½

  • I Want You Back

    ★★★½

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    Cats holds a deeply personal place in my heart.

    My grandma was perhaps the utmost contributor to my growth as a man. I struggled with interpersonal relationships from a very young age, but for some reason my grandma was able to break through that. She genuinely understood me in almost all cases, and when she did not, she acknowledged that she did not and worked to. She collected figurines of elephants and turtles, a fact I jump at the chance…

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  • Glorious

    Glorious

    ★★½

    Why did they have to cast Ryan Kwanten? Yeah, this is definitely his best performance, but that praise is so faint it's practically invisible.

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ★★★★½

    Somehow, this movie is able to weave between comedy, drama, musical, and horror without any whiplash. Usually this level of historical inaccuracy would turn me into an insufferable knowitall, but the visual and musical language of Marie Antoinette kept reeling me back in whenever it started to pester. There's a contagious energy to it that keeps everything engaging, and the wonderful performances of the entire cast (special mention to Rose Byrne, effortlessly walking away with every scene she's in), this…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    The most creatively exciting movie I've seen in years.

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    For the first 40ish minutes, I was baffled that people hated it. By the end, I was seriously debating if Don't Look Up is the most miserable failure of a film I've ever seen. I think lesser of everyone above the line that decided to involve themselves with the production of this movie.

    What an awful, baffling, misguided, unfinished, nonsensical, boring, confusing, preachy, embarrassing mess.