The Northman

The Northman β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

"How easily we all become princesses again, when the beasts make us their brides."

The Northman is a bloody, brutal, cinematic tour de force that begs to be experienced in theaters.
& Tho this Viking-Hamlet isn't elevated Eggers, it's one hell of a conclusion to his 'these wyt ppl need Jesus' trilogy.

Whaddya mean, "that's not a thing"?!?
Is, too.
Ok, fine πŸ˜’
It's his genre.


PS: Ethan Hawke & Claes Bang bring mad DILF game to this party.

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