"MUSTACHE"
...No matter how amazing you expect Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse to be, it's better than that.
DEVACHAN, but like, without the DEATH part.
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5 outta 5 donned ol' glovers
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
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The Little Mermaid 2023
"You shouldn't have to give up your voice to be heard."
The Little Mermaid (2023) might not be perfect, but its themes are richly preconditioned with preach-free pertinence &, well...
KAIJU DEADITE URSULA STIRRING THE SEA is some of the SAVAGEST CINEMA I've exp'd this year.
My everything full-on juddered in that Dolby recliner.
For what it's worth, Disney's live action reimaginings of animated classics hit about 50/50 for me. I love The Little Mermaid (1989) so much...& I was…
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The Wrath of Becky 2023
"I fall into my own hole-trap sometimes. Nobody's perfect."
Soooo Stifler grew up to be a violent, woman-hating proud boy...
Show of hands: who did NAZI that coming?
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..& Talk about falling into one's own hole-trap 👀...went into The Wrath of Becky SO blind that I didn't know it was a sequel to Becky. Lucked out having seen the original, I s'pose, & that the original is so simple that no refresh was needed [& my cinem-amnesia is…
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Transformers: The Last Knight 2017
"I am NEMESIS PRIME. You are NOTHING."
There it is, folks, & you heard it HERE first. Fkn SAW that sh!t like LEATHERFACE, y'all 😏
Also, the 1st hour of The Last Knight is my favorite hour of all 12.5+ Michael Bay Transformers hours. Easy 3.5. Why? It's simple really:1. LORE is in the driver's seat again 🤩
Starts out with a sozzled Merlin soliciting his soul & sauce-money for a battle boost in the form of a three-headed dragon. He's…
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Nope 2022
"Anything with a spirit can get broke."
NOPE or: How We Bring Horrific Realities Into the Light Only to Lose Sight of Them Again in the Glare of the Spectacle
& That's just 1 of MANY things to unpack.
My head is SWIMMING.🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
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John Wick: Chapter 4 2023
"After all, a man has to look his best when it's time to get married...or buried."
Maybe it's the IMAX experience. Maybe it's Donnie Yen. Maybe it's the NUNCHUCKS....
Or maybe - just maybe - John Wick: Chapter 4 is John Wick #1.
Evenly capitalizing on the best of its 3 predecessors, JWC4 delivers BETTER set pieces, BIGGER choreography, MORE mixed weaponry, equestrian fencing, German Groot, AERIAL VIEWS, golden inhalers....
the most collectively inclusive & interesting characters (so far), meaningful kinship…
