This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Julianne Moore way moore, um, more unhinged than when she was playing Carrie's mom. Keep away, Crazy White Lady!
I got more involved with Natalie Portman reading a letter than sitting through the entire season of Ridley Scott's Napoleon.
Todd Haynes lifting the rock and watching the cockroaches scatter in the seemingly mundane. A color blasted Persona with a soap opera score.
Safe is still my favorite Haynes/Julianne Moore collaboration. May December is a close second.
"I know what it's…