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  • Murder on Middle Beach

    Murder on Middle Beach


    I've read some complaints about this saying it is a piece of exploitative trash but that couldn't be any farther from the truth, at least to me, while there are certainly some flaws to be had here this doc tries its damnedest to not be tasteless or unethical to a certain extent aside from the moments where people are secretly being either filmed or audibly recorded, having me worried for any legal repercussions that could possibly face our fellow documentarian,…

  • Mikey and Nicky

    Mikey and Nicky


    "YOU WAIT!!"

    Cassavetes is so good at playing a rightfully paranoid shithead it's almost like Nicky wants you to utterly hate him for his insufferable behavior and sudden decisions that one can only describe as utterly spur of the moment but he's right sometimes, only sometimes. Much like during a sudden late night visit to his estranged wife later on, you can't help but pitty the poor bastard for the visible fear and regret he tries and utterly fails to…

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  • The Lady and the Dale

    The Lady and the Dale


    When I first saw Dick Carlson in this, all I could think is "look at this fucking guy, what a fucking prick this guy must be" and I was right, being a real huge deplorable shit stain seems to run in the family.

  • The Red Badge of Courage

    The Red Badge of Courage


    Audie Murphy's genuine thousand yard stare is an anti-glorification statement in and of itself but the film goes even deeper with it's claustrophobic cinematography tinged with noir stylizations and angles, some POV shots to put your right there on the battlefield to feel the absolute mind-numbing fear of entering a deadly and brutal battle that has no true meaning in the end. There are no cowards in war, only survivors just as there are no true heroes, only damaged men…

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  • Game of Death II

    Game of Death II

    Suck it you elitist pricks, this surreal martial arts mastapece is in the Criterion Collection now!

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    "Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye!?"

    You know I honestly thought Dafoe would come out of this looking the most unhinged but goddamn does Pattinson just go for broke gradually over the course of the film, his goofy Maine accent just slams (I should know, I have one) and the comical misfortunes that befall him gave me some of the biggest laughs of the year as well as the massive rants he and Dafoe rail on each other as…