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Recent reviews

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  That Thing You Do! 1996

  Watched 25 Nov 2023

  Directors cut of this movie far superior imho

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  The champagne of movies. Loved this so much.

Popular reviews

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  In the Heights 2021

  ½ Watched 12 Jun 2021

  a two and half hour commercial for tide-2-go

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Jul 2023 2

  a movie for absolutely no one.

  the following brands are named dropped in the film with the same intonation as a joke punchline: amazon, cvs, baskin-robbins, costco, burger king 

  jared leto “plays” the hatbox ghost and they give him the name “Crump” I’m going to heist Walt Disneys head from beneath the Matterhorn and damn him back to hell where that little anti-union worm belongs.

  this makes the 2003 Eddie Murphy one look like a masterpiece. nothing in this works…

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