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  • Midsommar



    Somebody call Sweden. Tell them DO NOT tear down the sets. Tell them we are opening a Midsommar themed summer camp. Tell them I don't care what happens. I need to sleep in the bunkhouse. I need to pee on the ancestors. I need to take drugs and dance all day. I need to jump off the cliff (good place for a swimming pool)

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Adam Sandler: *sobbing into girlfriend's fresh ass tattoo* "I don't deserve this!"

    Me: *holding back tears* "I don't think I've ever loved anyone that much"