Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Whale 2022

  Watched 16 Sep 2023 1

  aronofsky went from "ASS TO ASS" to "TRIPLE BYPASS TO TRIPLE BYPASS

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  The Thin Red Line 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Aug 2023

  most of these actors were cast bc they aced their auditions. some of them were cast bc they bombed their auditions. it's very clear which ones are which

  watched on vhs

Popular reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2020 4

  Somebody call Sweden. Tell them DO NOT tear down the sets. Tell them we are opening a Midsommar themed summer camp. Tell them I don't care what happens. I need to sleep in the bunkhouse. I need to pee on the ancestors. I need to take drugs and dance all day. I need to jump off the cliff (good place for a swimming pool)

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  Burning 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2020 6

  This is a masterclass on how people who are always confused, masturbate a lot, and don't have their lives together are the good guys and everyone else is a psychopath