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  • Zola
  • Happiest Season
  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
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  • It

    ★★★★★

  • Fear Street: 1666

  • Fear Street: 1978

    ★★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★½

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  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★

    Oh my God, I want to fuck Lola Bunny so much. Every day my mind is overcome with the thought of ramming my erect cock into her warm rabbit pussy and filling her womb with my human cum. She's so sexy she makes real women look like dogshit. When she first appeared onscreen I ejactulated a full liter of cum immediately. I no longer feel attraction toward 3D humans, the only way I can get hard is by looking at…

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.

    We can't afford to wait that long.

    It makes a lot of sense that Cap didn't end up leaving S.H.I.E.L.D. like the rest of the Avengers. He's a soldier. It's all he knows.

    This movie got me thinking about why I don't just accept killing in superhero movies when I do in normal action movies. Somehow this is the third MCU movie where I've brought up the Scarlett Johansson movie Lucy…

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  • It

    It

    ★★★★★

    Glad that I got to meet you before you died.

    The imagery of the ending is something that may stick in my head forever. All these kids standing in a circle, holding bloody hands, promising to keep fighting for all the people who no longer can. Even in the face of everything they've been through, they won't give up or run away from it. It's so terrifying, feeling the world crushing down on you, but like Bill said "walking into…

  • Fear Street: 1978

    Fear Street: 1978

    ★★★★½

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    Most days, I wish I had stayed dead.

    For its majority, Fear Street 2 left me equally as soft as Part 1 and I was ready to give it the same 3.5 rating. Then, in the last half hour, something happened. I managed to come to terms with every decision I didn't like. Every flaw seemed beautiful. I learned how to shut off my desire for what I wanted from the art and just experience what someone else had created.…

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  • Pretend That You Love Me

    Pretend That You Love Me

    ★★★★★

    Is that a normal thing to say?

    Why can't we be honest? Why can't we be ourselves? Why can't we blurt out exactly what we feel without being weird? Why can't I tell you that I hate myself and I'm scared I'm never going to have a real relationship? I don't have any friends. I don't know how to meet them. It even seems pointless talking to people because no one else is willing to let go and be themselves…

  • OPAL

    OPAL

    ★★★★½

    Fuck.

    The pains of childhood, the fear of it. Not understanding the world you're forced into.

    "You and I don't live, Claire, we survive." That line is so brutal, especially since it's a complete stranger talking to a child. Everything with the old woman is fucked.

    There's a lot to this. I don't know if it's my favorite Jack Stauber short but it's possibly his most well realized.

    At times remincent of a cross between Alice In Wonderland & The Texas…