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  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch 2016

    β˜…β˜… Watched 15 Sep 2023

    aesthetically beautiful but my GOD i was bored an hour in.

    also elaine smacks of lana and It Shows (in a good way)!!!

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me 2022

    β˜…Β½ Watched 14 Sep 2023

    the random scene of her sneezing? the ending in general? hello?

  • Barbie

    Barbie 2023

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… Watched 05 Aug 2023

    "do you guys ever think about dying?"

    the best film i've seen in a long time. all the kens are so babygirl.

  • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

    β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Watched 16 Jul 2023

    ok so i never said that i wanted to bang mirage alright he's a robot get off my fucking back

    also? bee? bee. yes ma'am. big bee fan. 🐝 πŸ’›

  • The Blackening

    The Blackening 2022

    β˜…β˜… Watched 15 Jul 2023

    more like the lackening, am i right ladies?

  • The Devil's Rejects

    The Devil's Rejects 2005

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2023

    "trust me, fella. that ain't the only thing i do with this mouth."

    still, in the year of our sweet lord jesus christ 2023, my favorite horror movie ever

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

    β˜…β˜…β˜… Watched 12 Nov 2022

    this was fun!!! lee pace looks G-O-O-D in this too!! zoo wee mama !!!!!

  • Scream

    Scream 2022

    β˜…β˜…β˜… Watched 08 Nov 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it be your own white boys πŸ₯²

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends 2022

    β˜…β˜… Watched 08 Nov 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    everyone bitching about how they did michael dirty needs to shut up cos they did laurie dirty TOO!!!! and she is way more important. see yourselves out

  • Nope

    Nope 2022

    β˜…β˜…β˜… Watched 31 Oct 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this was fun!! i did feel some type of way about the alienussy tho, not gonna lie.Β 

    NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY, JUST THAT IT WAS WEIRD

  • X

    X 2022

    β˜…β˜… Watched 09 Oct 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this sure was something and "good" is coitainly not the word i would use. no thank you in every aspect. literally the only cool thing was mia goth playing two characters and even that wasn't enough to save it

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary 2018

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Rewatched 17 Sep 2022

    don't mind me just rewatching my favorite horror movie. nothing to see here