Movies make me want to be dead - Mike Stoklasa
As an adaption it fails to capture the simple chaos of Bkub's manga, but it's definitely an anime with its moments.
When the series gets creative it gets great. The Hellshake Yano segment where members of the staff tell the legend of Hellshake Yano with creatively utilized drawings is simultaneously impressive and hilarious. The paint on glass rendition of the shark comic is also a gem. And of course, those charming France segments are such an out of place element…
I’ll be the first to admit Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace has problems. Its acting is wooden, the story is near incomprehensible, and many of its effects, specifically the computer generated ones, haven’t aged particularly well, especially when compared to the practical ones from the original trilogy. There is something else there though, a force if you will, that radiates something only a true visionary could create; pure wonder.
Say what you will about George Lucas, but you…
What would happen if Ted Turner went insane and in a drunken stupor decided to colorize Godzilla?
The answer: Half of Cozzilla
What would happen if following that Ted Turner decided that some scenes didn't fit and removed them then staggered over to the archives and grabbed an armful of old monster movies and World War II newsreels to put in?
The answer: Three fourths of Cozzilla
What would happen if Ted Turner felt that the new scenes needed a…