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Oppenheimer 2023
Unlike my unironic hype for Barbie, I really had next to no excitement for Oppenheimer. While I haven't seen the bulk of his filmography, Christopher Nolan's work often feels lackluster to me. Now pair the Christopher Nolan branding with the biopic label (a genre that I rarely enjoy given how much said films tend to sensationalize the lives of the individuals portrayed in said films) and I really thought I'd be in for a disappointing three hours. So it came…
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Barbie 2023
If I were asked to name the film that I was most anticipating this year, Greta Gerwig's Barbie would be at the top of my list. What started off as ironic hype last year, when it was announced that both Barbie and Oppenheimer would share a July 21st release date, slowly transformed into what I can only describe as unironic bliss. Obviously when I wasn't able to undergo the double feature on opening night, I was inconsolable, but now, as…
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The Batman 2022
The Riddler is a glorified Twitch streaming niche internet micro celebrity in The Batman and I'm all for it.
Robert Pattinson (aka Robat Battinbat) is easily the best Batman put to screen and it’s not even close. He’s able to convey so much emotion through subtle glances, eye movements, and mouth twitches. Hell, even his footsteps can be attributed to this performance. He rarely ever says anything, but you always know what he’s thinking. This is a Batman with a…
