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  • The Bear's Wedding
  • Leptirica
  • A Holy Place
  • Butter on the Latch

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  • Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon

    ★★★★

  • Thirst of Passion

    ★★★★

  • The Spell

    ★★★½

  • The Electrical Life of Louis Wain

    ★★★½

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  • Three Colors: Blue

    Three Colors: Blue

    ★★★★★

    Coming back to this trilogy after watching The Double Life of Veronique (1991) for the first time, and I don’t give a fuck what Kieślowski told the Western press to win points, he very clearly mourned a broken heart as much as anyone else did in the 90s. He claimed always to be a pessimistic individual only to realize at the fall that he lost a part of himself that was given to optimism, and spent his final films wrestling…

  • Son of Sofia

    Son of Sofia

    ★★★★★

    Not entirely sure why this is considered a queer film, given that the only “queerness” is actually a straight Ukrainian teen who prostitutes himself to Greek men in order to make money and gather evidence with which to blackmail them at a later date.

    No, Son of Sofia is actually an allegorical film that honestly and empathetically depicts the Russian Federation’s “coming-of-age” a decade after the West “saved” it from communism. Elina Psikou outlines the dysphoria through the eyes of a…

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  • Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon

    Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon

    ★★★★

    Every single one of you who made fun of me for thinking growing up that Kate Hudson and Jennifer Lopez looked alike, watch this Hustlers (2019) AU and experience your mind being blown when Kate Hudson puts on her JLo wig, because I’m right and Ana Lily Amirpour and Kate Hudson BOTH agree with me. While we’re at it, just try to tell me Bonnie Belle buying an enamoured Mona Lisa apple juice at The Panty Drop is any different from Ramona telling Destiny to snuggle in her fur coat, I dare you.

    Can Mona Lisa meet The Girl in the sequel?

  • Thirst of Passion

    Thirst of Passion

    ★★★★

    Inside of every comphet lesbian is a hot Kate Bush-ified doppelgänger dyke version of herself that is ready at the drop of a hat to run up that hill (murder her husband), make a deal with God (manipulate her conversion therapist), and get Him to swap their places.

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  • Madeleine Collins

    Madeleine Collins

    ★★★★

    Son: “I’ve been noticing you are having an affair—“
    Virginie Efira: “And I’ve been noticing you are spending a lot of time with that twink friend of yours (no judgement), so maybe we all have some secrets, don’t we, JORIS”

  • After Blue (Dirty Paradise)

    After Blue (Dirty Paradise)

    ★★★★★

    When the pandemic ends and I show up at the club in a fur coat with my neckbeard and my titties out, twirling a Chanel pistol as I peer beyond the wide brim of a peacock-feathered hat that is the extension of my own thoughts, mind your business, mortals.