• Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    Collecting statues … ideal future

  • R.I.P.D.

    R.I.P.D.

    ½

    normally don’t care about calling police movies ‘copaganda’ but the fact that this movie characterises prisoners as literal monsters with no nuance at all… what hardcore authoritarian wrote this

  • Stagecoach

    Stagecoach

    ★★★★

    Wish they had expanded on Dallas’ storyline a lil more but good!

  • Sonatine

    Sonatine

    ★★★★

    Love how every takeshi kitano film is just some guys hanging out

  • The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

    The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

    ★★★

    This was ok but it’s really hard to convince me to care about rich people

  • Brahms: The Boy II

    Brahms: The Boy II

    ★★

    Would be better if there was no ghost and the twist was it was just the kid’s trauma but… 😔

  • Primer

    Primer

    ★★★½

    Didn’t understand what was happening at any point in this movie but I was still hooked sooo

  • Lay of the Land

    Lay of the Land

    ★★★½

    Liked this because it was so realistic up to the ending which was a total 180 on that... although I’m appreciative of the representation of scottish masculinity in this

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    ★★★★½

    Nobody talk to me rn wtf

  • Phenomena

    Phenomena

    ★★

    When the monkey is unironically leagues ahead of the rest of the cast in acting talent ........


    Also has one of the best final 3 minutes of a movie ever but it didn’t make up for the slog of the rest of the film imo... this did not need to be 2 hours long

  • Sixteen Candles

    Sixteen Candles

    ★★★

    What the hell lol

  • Scorpio Rising

    Scorpio Rising

    ★★★★★

    I know I said this in my last review of this film but coming back to this after watching a bunch of Anger films I have to say we simply don’t appreciate his title and end cards enough!! But this one in particular... literally combining trad masculinity (leather) and camp femininity (pearls) in the spelling out of his name. Knight the boy