Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Jan 2023

  The palme d’or???????

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  Alan Resnick's Enterings 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2022

  Alan 🤝 face paint

Popular reviews

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  Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 2008

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2018 4

  let me explain why slaggy lindsay was the REAL victim of angus thongs and perfect snogging
  1. LITERALLY GOT SPIED ON when she was CHANGING if georgie and her pals were boys that would’ve been real nasty
  2. slut shamed like crazy man she’s just living her life
  3. got her man stolen :(
  4. her party bombed cos stupid irrelevant georgia had a bigger one or whatever like all her pals must have abso patched her that’s fkin rough mate
  5. got HER ACTUAL TITS PULLED OUT on a STAGE with A HUGE AUDIENCE how is that FAIR... justice for slaggy lindsay

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  The Lunch Date 1989

  ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2020

  The eating noises fucking sent me