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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 May 2023 33

  THEY DID IT, MARVEL MADE A MOVIE THIS TIME, THEY LEARNED FROM SPIDER-MAN 3

  I know my rating won't reflect my enjoyment here but man, I'm actually surprised how great it was. Not perfect and the weakest of the bunch but there are plenty of great stuff here, it excels in emotion here as well. I'd love to review this but there is so much to talk about and I had no way of putting down notes since I saw…

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ½ Added 43

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It’s been nearly 2 days since I’ve first watched this and I’m still utterly surprised how bad this is.

  In 2020 (maybe early 2021 idk tbh), I rewatched Ant-Man 2 and gave it a generous 4/10, concluding it was the worst MCU film to date 

  In 2021, I watched Black Widow a day after my birthday (which I am still upset got released on but glad I ended up not seeing it in theaters) and got surprised it was even…

Recent reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2023 4

  I have no words genuinely, what a god damn movie. 

  But that being said, fuck saw patrol

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  Hostel: Part III 2011

  ★ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  GUYS I DID IT, I WATCHED FIONNA AND CAKE WITH ASH!

Popular reviews

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ½ Watched 07 Jul 2022 73

  One of the most tonally clashing/incoherent films I’ve ever seen

  I’m speechless

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  Chicken Little 2005

  ½ Watched 17 Aug 2022 23

  Chicken little caused more property damage in the first 5 minutes than superman ever did in man of steel