no man ever steps in the same river twice
this one is i guess notorious for being “the worst” marvel movie so i expected it to be far worse than it is. it’s not really good, no, but its issues are the same ones every other marvel movie has
everything is subservient to the conventions of plot and it expects the audience to understand and accept this. thor and natalie portman love each other because she is the love interest and he is the protagonist. the bad guy wants…
man i fucking hate hawkeye. i hate his stupid little gimmicky arrows. i hate every attempt to expand his character or give him depth. and i fucking hate how jeremy renner looks. every moment he is onscreen and not getting punched in the face is a wasted opportunity.
imagine you’re caught in the middle of a battle between aliens and the avengers and out of all of them it’s hawkeye who pulls you from the burning bus or whatever. man…
you have to understand that i was on tumblr when this movie came out. heading into it, everything i knew about this movie was whatever i had gleaned from loki porn — so, very little overall
the parts on earth with natalie portman were boring, but chris hemsworth is at his best doing the oblivious fish-out-of-water routine. the stuff in asgard is cool, except no one (except tom hiddleston) is all that interesting to watch. anthony hopkins is fine but…