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  • The Borderlands
  • Braindead
  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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  • Swamp Shark

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  • Diamond Ninja Force

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  • King Dinosaur

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  • Attack of the Giant Leeches

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  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap

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    Scavenger Hunt #88 - rewatch a fave and see if you notice something new

    I unapologetically love this movie. Chuck Connors is so earnest and throws himself completely into this roll of Mr. Slausen, the lonely old guy living in a defunct tourist trap with thousands of mannequins and some secrets.

    I love all the mannequin gags and I've mentioned the pipe kill before. The face plaster death scene is still really scary because he does it so slow, emphasizing…

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  • Swamp Shark

    Swamp Shark

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    OK, don't get me wrong, the shark looks goofy as hell, but I thought this was pretty cute!

    Gatorfest is coming to a small town in Louisiana and an animal smuggler/the town sheriff accidently releases a prehistoric shark into the swamp. In town is a gator restaurant (they have gators in the back they feed in front of tourists, not serving up gators) that gets attacked by the shark. The owners of the restaurant go in to stop the shark…

  • Diamond Ninja Force

    Diamond Ninja Force

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    I... I read the synopsis and I'm still unsure if I can properly describe this ghost/ninja/revenge movie?

    So, as far as I gathered, two rival ninja groups. One of them wants to have this family sell their land due to some magical artifact on it and thus spend a good chunk of this calling them with threats and putting curses on the house to torment the couple and their annoying kid Bobo. One of the ghosts is a pervert ghost…

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  • Braindead

    Braindead

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    I have been looking for this damn movie for over a year. It hasn't ever been streaming anywhere. Every time I swung by Movie Madness, it was checked out. I found it once in the wild, but it was for rent at a movie store hours from my place (and they didn't have a copy for sale). And me, in my infinite wisdom, never thought to check on YouTube. Thanks David!

    So this was just delightful! I thought for a…

  • Party Bus To Hell

    Party Bus To Hell

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    I knew what I was getting into when I saw the poster and the name and Tara Reid as an executive producer and basically no one else in anything I've ever seen or heard of. So yeah.

    Buncha strangers board a bus to Burning Man, but during a "short cut" they stop and are accosted by a group of mega goths worshipping the dark lord out in the desert. And the cult is there for their "Chosen One", which is…