Genuinely, where can I even start? This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. The beach makes you old. Great. This movie proposes a need for medicine that lasts for years on one dose. Awesome. What else? Incredible brainstorm-to-screen pipeline. Love to see eight characters just sort of openly reciting the movie pitch for seventy minutes and then it starts wrapping up. The dialogue is concerning. The moment in the cave with the hot influencer and her bones is genuinely magnificent. Mid-sized sedan. I don’t know, man. There was just an unreal amount of talking about the premise. Baffling. Everyone does math. The movie ended and the whole audience just stuck around in their seats to remember any of the details and scream. The beach makes you old.