Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Remember the Titans 2000

  Rewatched 20 Sep 2023

  I was in the mood to watch something really corny. mission accomplished!!!!!!!!!

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  Night Killer 1990

  Watched 07 Sep 2023

  despite being called “night killer,” every scene of this movie takes place in full daylight. but most importantly, it has a scene where a psychiatrist goes on national tv and says that “an inordinate amount of seminal fluid” has given a victim schizophrenia. god bless!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  House 1977

  Watched 24 Oct 2020 1

  if I went missing and my six closest friends were like, “oh, she’s hungry all the time, she probably sniffed out the nearest POTATO FIELD,” my feelings would be so hurt!!!

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  John Mulaney: Baby J 2023

  Watched 25 Apr 2023

  there are a few audiences for this one, some of which overlap I’m sure

  1. young female fans with an insane parasocial relationship to him and his personal life
  2. general comedy nerds who are also, more often than not, annoying
  3. people who like him and also have defining experiences with addiction (self, family, partner), in-patient rehab or hospitalization, etc

  I was really watching this as #3 and I gotta say, have no personal interest in the opinions of…