nicole silverberg

keep in mind that I’m dumb

Favorite films

  • Exotica
  • Revanche
  • In the Cut
  • Kotoko

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  • Klute

    ★★★★½

  • Runaway Jury

  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

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  • Old

    Old

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Genuinely, where can I even start? This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. The beach makes you old. Great. This movie proposes a need for medicine that lasts for years on one dose. Awesome. What else? Incredible brainstorm-to-screen pipeline. Love to see eight characters just sort of openly reciting the movie pitch for seventy minutes and then it starts wrapping up. The dialogue is concerning. The moment in the cave with the hot influencer and her bones is genuinely…

  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    if I went missing and my six closest friends were like, “oh, she’s hungry all the time, she probably sniffed out the nearest POTATO FIELD,” my feelings would be so hurt!!!