nicole silverberg

keep in mind that I’m dumb

Favorite films

  • Exotica
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Kotoko
  • In the Cut

Recent activity

  • Psycho

  • Remember the Titans

  • Black Sunday

  • Shocker

Recent reviews

  • Remember the Titans

    Remember the Titans

    I was in the mood to watch something really corny. mission accomplished!!!!!!!!!

  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

    despite being called “night killer,” every scene of this movie takes place in full daylight. but most importantly, it has a scene where a psychiatrist goes on national tv and says that “an inordinate amount of seminal fluid” has given a victim schizophrenia. god bless!!!!!

Popular reviews

  • House


    if I went missing and my six closest friends were like, “oh, she’s hungry all the time, she probably sniffed out the nearest POTATO FIELD,” my feelings would be so hurt!!!

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    there are a few audiences for this one, some of which overlap I’m sure

    1. young female fans with an insane parasocial relationship to him and his personal life
    2. general comedy nerds who are also, more often than not, annoying
    3. people who like him and also have defining experiences with addiction (self, family, partner), in-patient rehab or hospitalization, etc

    I was really watching this as #3 and I gotta say, have no personal interest in the opinions of…