Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending ★½

Say what you will about “Cloud Atlas” and “Speed Racer,” at least those feel like Wachowski movies. This is the type of self-serious juvenile camp that laid the foundation for far too many “Hunger Games” sequels. Any film that features Channing Tatum as a hunky werewolf with super-powered roller skates should not be this dull. 

They really should have pulled Eddie Redmayne’s SAG card after this performance.

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