I just love how fucking disgusting Bruce looks in this. Nasty ass stringy ass translucently pale goth boy in his dank disgusting batcave hunched over his computer with bloodshot eyes and black eye paint scrolling through footage of the previous night and journaling his fucked up thoughts. When he finally emerges from the cave to talk to Alfred and gets disturbed by the natural sunlight and has to put on sunglasses I wanted to get up and cheer. Yeah that’s right put on those sunglasses you little freak. Also he’s definitely a virgin based on how he composes himself around Catwoman. Fucking fantastic movie

Some people a few rows behind me applauded when Joker said society

Finally caught this one. Mixed bag but Raimi had more stylistic influence than I expected, so that was a pleasant surprise. Lots of good stuff to offset the tiring Marvel machine of storytelling / cameos / etc.

God I love Pattinson as Batman so much. He really is a scared little kid under that mask just pretending to be tough and have everything under control. All it took was Riddler saying “Bruce Wayne” for that persona to immediately crumble and Pattinson reverts to a trembling child right before our eyes. Definitely feel like this one is gonna age well

Michael Scott, Walter White, ASAC Hank Schrader, the pastor from There Will Be Blood, and the mom from Hereditary walk into a beauty pageant

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