• White Noise

    White Noise

    Really surprising that Netflix isn’t pushing a theatrical release for this one - as I think of all the made-by-streamer movies this one could’ve benefited from the theatrical experience the most. In the theater, you sit there and think “I’ve been watching the most interminable bullshit for five hours, I might as well stay, there’s only about 20 minutes left” and keep going, but streaming at home you think that and hit pause only to see there’s somehow an HOUR…

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    Prescient to cast a guy who looks like SBF as a financial criminal.

  • A Good Year

    A Good Year

    You’re not going to believe me when I say this but one of the scenes early in the movie is Russel Crowe driving a smart car past a bunch of French cyclists on the side of the road, sticking his middle finger up at them and yelling “LANCE ARMSTRONG” but I swear to god it happened. 

    Ridley Scott and Crowe’s Happy Madison movie they did not give a fuck.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★★

    Ban film school. 

    If you want to make movies you have to get your start as a trucker now. 

    Incredible

  • Father Stu

    Father Stu

    I started this movies two days ago how is it still going?

  • Call Me Miss Cleo

    Call Me Miss Cleo

    Oh a Miss Cleo doc! This’ll be interesting!



    Oh, I guess not.

  • Amsterdam

    Amsterdam

    After the “Committee of Five” says they need a fifth person to have a toast, John David Washington stretches out his fingers to say “Five”, but if that isn’t enough he takes his finger and writes out “5” in the air.

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    You're not going to believe this... but this was a movie written by an Irish Catholic playwright!!!!!!!

  • Blood Relatives

    Blood Relatives

    Spectacularly charming.

  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man

    Watched this like two weeks ago so dare is wrong…

    Don’t ask me why I’ve been revisiting late period Guy Ritchie. I don’t have a good answer. Some of them were leaving soon on HBO Max and we’ll… I’m better in a deadline. 

    If you buy into the idea that Ritchie had to depart from his style of Lock, Stock and Snatch - which I absolutely don’t (regression to the mean, bucket of crabs) - then this is the film…

  • American Pop

    American Pop

    It’s truly incredible how a freeze frame that lasts so long that you think that Amazon’s servers are having problems can have so much more life than a lot of modern animation.

  • Running with the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee

    Running with the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee

    The 2020 election was stolen, and it was stolen from John McAfee.