nickreinhart

nickreinhart

Favorite films

  • Gummo
  • Casino
  • Jackie Brown
  • American Movie

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  • Mortal Kombat

  • Dead Calm

    ★★★★

  • Assault on Precinct 13

    ★★★★

  • Prince of Darkness

    ★★★½

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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    when goro finished the black guy shang tsung declared “flawless victory” but the black guy had gotten a couple hits off of him. sooo yea no not a flawless victory dumbass

  • Dead Calm

    Dead Calm

    ★★★★

    child flying through the windshield in the first 90 seconds made me yell at the tv. they don’t make thrillers like this anymore.

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  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer

    ★★

    guy sitting to my left had on very short sweat shorts and was sitting cross legged with his disgusting thick, hairy thigh up in my business. then he took off his shoes and was rubbing his feet through his nasty, dirty socks. dude’s shorts were hiked up so high his dick coulda popped out at any second. why was i so distracted by this? because the menu lights on the alamo drafthouse tray tables perfectly illuminated this bullshit and it was the unavoidable focus of my peripheral vision. don’t do this. we’re living in a society!

    movie also sucked.

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★

    american version with Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Will Ferrell called “Funny Falls” coming soon

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