Nick Newman

Living epitome of the three-star film you nevertheless throw a heart.

Favorite films

  • Elephant
  • Iguana
  • The Private Life of a Cat
  • Ain't No Cure for Love: America

Recent activity

  • Autour de Jeanne Dielman

  • Stardust Memories

  • Prisoners of the Land

  • Snake Eyes

Recent reviews

  • Snake Eyes

    Snake Eyes

    When I was 16 I hated this movie for being dumb and annoying. Now that I'm a smarter, more sophisticated viewer I appreciate this movie for being dumb and annoying.

  • Carlito's Way

    Carlito's Way

    I just hope there's a Heaven so Carlito Brigante's there 😭😭😭

Popular reviews

  • F for Fake

    F for Fake

    Convincing the audience your girlfriend is hot enough to horn-up Picasso into 22 portraits... ultimate flex.

  • Blonde


    Not buying the line this is unsympathetic to Monroe or revels in her misery; both ring as bad-faith assertions compounded by combination of sight-unseen assumptions and confirmation bias. (Everybody was led along with an idea the "talking CGI fetus" was some anthropomorphized horror instead of being conveyed via voiceover, and you're doing so for clout or can't distinguish between those two, in which case I don't know why or how you're writing about film at any paid scale.) Felt like…