Love to take the wife out on a Friday night to see cum in 35mm
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First Blood 1982
I love that every time I show this to someone they have a very different idea of what this movie actually is and the main theme of the movie just happens to be don’t underestimate Johnny fuckin Rambo.
This shit still rules
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Rocky Balboa 2006
How incredibly tragic that sweet Adrian died and Rocky is stuck stumbling the Earth with Paulie, the pettiest shithead in the universe. I’ve grown to appreciate Paulie, especially on this round of rewatches but fucking hell that’s a dark fate.
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The Comedian 2016
So poorly written, ugly, trite, and self-important I assumed the Comedy Cellar produced it
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The Place Beyond the Pines 2012
Last third is WEAK. Emory Cohen is such a dildo. But Gosling is a such a gosh darn MOVIE STAR in that first third and I really like Cooper doing Prince of the City in the second part that I still find this pretty damn good overall. What ever happened to Dane DeHaan? Seemed like he was poised to be the new undernourished pretty rodent boy for us to obsess over and then Chalamet sucker punched his ass for the title. This is what my reviews sound like when I’m home sick for multiple days I guess