• Happiness

    Happiness

    ★★★★

    Love to take the wife out on a Friday night to see cum in 35mm

  • Sideways

    Sideways

    ★★★★½

    Thought I might be around the same age as Giamatti when he made this but turns out I’m actually a year older! Hooray!

  • First Blood

    First Blood

    ★★★★½

    I love that every time I show this to someone they have a very different idea of what this movie actually is and the main theme of the movie just happens to be don’t underestimate Johnny fuckin Rambo.

    This shit still rules

  • Anger Management

    Anger Management

    ★★★

    Gotta get Jack Nicholson on Singles Motel soon

  • Creed

    Creed

    ★★★★½

    😭

  • Nick Naney: Nessun Dorma

    Nick Naney: Nessun Dorma

    ★★★★★

    Tim & Eric alt comedy bullshit

  • Rocky Balboa

    Rocky Balboa

    ★★★

    How incredibly tragic that sweet Adrian died and Rocky is stuck stumbling the Earth with Paulie, the pettiest shithead in the universe. I’ve grown to appreciate Paulie, especially on this round of rewatches but fucking hell that’s a dark fate.

  • Return to Oz

    Return to Oz

    ★★★★

    Most normal movie ever

  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    ★★★

    Is there anything this fuckin weird guido can’t overcome??

  • Rocky III

    Rocky III

    ★★★

    My childhood rabbi is in this as the rabbi at Mick’s funeral and I will forever be nudging whoever is next to me if this is on to deliver that morsel.

  • The Comedian

    The Comedian

    ★½

    So poorly written, ugly, trite, and self-important I assumed the Comedy Cellar produced it

  • The Place Beyond the Pines

    The Place Beyond the Pines

    ★★★★

    Last third is WEAK. Emory Cohen is such a dildo. But Gosling is a such a gosh darn MOVIE STAR in that first third and I really like Cooper doing Prince of the City in the second part that I still find this pretty damn good overall. What ever happened to Dane DeHaan? Seemed like he was poised to be the new undernourished pretty rodent boy for us to obsess over and then Chalamet sucker punched his ass for the title. This is what my reviews sound like when I’m home sick for multiple days I guess