• RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★½

    I would absolutely smoke Robocop in a foot race. Slow ass robot, I would be king of Detroit within a month.

  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    Movie of the century. Project this shit on the fucking moon at all times.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    Freaky Friday if instead of magic it was surgery.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    I miss when there were winters on this planet.

  • The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

    The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

    I personally would not like a robe made from rat hair, but you do you, princess Kaguya.

  • The Conversation

    The Conversation

    ★★★★½

    This guy fucked way more than I thought he was going to.

  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★½

    WHAT WAS THE CRASHED CAR BUDGET ON THIS MOVIE??

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★

    This movie is a sad sledgehammer to the nuts.

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★

    I cannot believe this was the movie my family watched on Christmas Eve.

  • Déjà Vu

    Déjà Vu

    First movie to make me say out loud “did he just kiss that trauma victim he just met on the lips?”

  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth

    ★★★★½

    Surprisingly, not much “labyrinth” in this.

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★½

    I swear to god they got Matt Damon to play Leo’s part in one of these scenes.