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no, this is not “satire,” I’m just a dumbass.
why are movies so wicked these days?? back in my time, this movie would be called doctor strange in the multiples of happiness or something. but no, this has to be twisted and cool so the teenagers think it’s edgy. two many cameos too. everyone’s gotta get riled up and shit their pants when tom cruise shows up as hipster doctor strange or whatever. and believe me, there’s gonna be so much pants shitting over this movie, you won’t believe…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
me to my gf when tobey maguire shows up: haha yeah. HELL YEAH! That’s the dude from boss baby! Finally, the spiderman/boss baby team up the fans have been asking for!! this is the only time in my life i’ve ever felt happy!