• The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★

    hello slow burn liked the story made me feel weird loved the shots loved the music acting style was not my type but i get what they were going for bye

    i can’t believe i’ve seen 12 movies this year so far i’ve never watched this many movies in a short amount of time please recommend me movies i want to try to keep up but i know i wont

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    that was actually crazy i can’t believe what i just wittinesses this movie is so special to me

  • Wind River

    Wind River

    ★★★½

    realllllllyyyy gets good in the second half yup

  • Watcher

    Watcher

    ★★★★

    guys stop getting mad at me for my review of glass onion i didn’t even realize people liked that movie i’m sorry okay

    i’ll talk about it on he said us this month or something but leave me alone please 

    watcher is good

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★½

    wow

  • Smile

    Smile

    ★½

    Smile is perhaps the most soulless horror movie I’ve ever seen. I can’t begin to understand how someone can watch this and feel like there is a single interesting or new idea brought to the table. Every part of this movie was taken from another movie and they tried to hide it under the guise of the next big blockbuster horror, but it just came off as derivative and tiring. This movie took zero risks and it was glaringly obvious.…

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

    this was a bit of a mixed bag for me. the biggest let down of the film for me was the cinematography and the pacing. the movie was too dark for a lot of the film and relied on iphone flashlights to light a lot of it, which was unique but fell flat for me. a lot of the chaos was just done in fast cuts in editing, and it felt like a cop out at times. i really liked…

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★★

    my god this movie somehow lived up to the expectation i had for it

    definitely the funniest movie i've seen this year and maybe even the past few years. my favorite joke was the "peace & love" one. the only issues i had were with pacing, but i easily forgave it because of how short, but jam-packed this film is with really emotional moments mixed in with hilarious jokes that made me lose my mind in the theater. this is my…

  • Dark Skies

    Dark Skies

    ★★

    they got the dad from eigth grade in this movie

    there are some good ideas in here, but the family dynamic didn't really do it for me, and i just didn't like the way the movie ended or the twist or any of it really at all. i wish i liked it, but it just felt like another bad horror movie.

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    jordan peele continues to make the most unique films that no one else could execute. NOPE is new, refreshing, and delivers in every way with a story that has a great deeper meaning and doesn't hamfist it into every scene. the acting was top notch by all 4 leads and it utilizes each character AND scene to its full potential so you know that the story could not exist without a single one of them. i loved the way it…

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★

    i talk about it in this video at 2:36

    youtu.be/iocBdelmQtk

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★½

    never thought id see the day where a taika waititi film is actually this bad

    this doesn't make any sense and it doesn't need to exist and i want to poke my eyes out with fondue sticks

    i thought it would at least be fun but like cmon man you can do better than this

    i loved ragnarok and taika is one of my favorite directors of all time, so this felt like an easy lay up especially after doctor…