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  • Power Rangers

    Power Rangers


    Slightly drunk on a Thursday night and remembered I watched this a couple years ago. It was shit but it was good smelling shit if that makes sense. Idk

  • Tenet



    3rd time watching this and only just now realizing how shitty Kenneth Branagh's Russian accent is. Still love the movie though<3

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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    Wait, wait... I'm trying to decide if this is one of the best movies.

    At first I was like whoa I feel uncomfortable, but now that it’s over, I feel like I have unlocked new feelings and emotions that have never to this point existed within my body. Jesus fucking christ. Adam Sandler was heroic.. Adam Sandler made me feel lovesick... that doesn't even sound right, but I don't care! What a fucking metamorphic masterpiece. What a goddamned mountainous chef d'oeuvre! And other testimonial adjectives!!

    Punch-Drunk Love has me flatlined, and that's that, mattress man!!

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    I would watch a Katie Mitchell movie, absolutely.