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The Happytime Murders 2018
Somehow managing to be neither funny, nor a good detective film, The Happytime Murders is a threadbare excuse to string together scenes depicting raunchy puppet sex. I have nothing against puppet sex, but it's a god-awful punchline to keep using over and over in your flaccid fever dream of a film.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
A film that seems like it's from an earlier time, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is, in a word, charming. Although somewhat uneven and off-balance in its ensemble characterization, the film manages to be both incredibly entertaining and genuinely funny, with story beats and hijinks that mirror a true tabletop campaign without pandering or coming off as contrived. It's obvious that this is a film made by those who love D&D and want to bring what makes it special to…
Superman Returns 2006
My Boss's Daughter 2003
This movie was arguably as terrible as the photoshopping on the movie poster.