Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2023

  Sophie’s Choice for a whole new generation.

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2019 1

  “Mother F***ing Jessie Eisenberg Jesus Christ F*** Dude Mother F***ing Facebook Movie Bulls*** Jesus Can You F***ing Believe this S***, God D*** Created Facebook and F***ing Lawyers and S*** Right F***ing Winklevoss twins God D*** Rowing the Boat, F*** yo S***, I can’t even f***ing believe this s***, have you seen this s****?, F*** Jessie Eisenberg Man. Mother F***ing Spider-Man Spider-Man You Put in the Time F*** put in the time mother f***ing built s*** with his bare hands, f***ing…

Recent reviews

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  The Boogeyman 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  It was aight

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★ Watched 21 May 2023

  I’m sorry how the hell does this have somewhat decent reviews. I feel like the 2/5 is being extremely kind here.

Popular reviews

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  Friends: The Reunion 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 27 May 2021 3

  Where the hell were Paul Rudd and Cole Sprouse in this?

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  The Way Way Back 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jun 2020

  Don’t die wondering

  I love literally everything about this movie. It’s easily one of my all time favourite movies ever. Sam Rockwell is one of my all time favourite actors, and this might be his best performance in my opinion. It’s one of the most real coming of age movies I’ve ever seen and somehow Steve Carell, one of the most likeable guys on the planet perfectly plays a complete jerk. This is definitely the most relatable teenage movies I’ve…