• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    my ADHD said this is the best movie ever made

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping


    I am angry that I can’t remember anything I learned at university but I can perfectly recite the catchphrase verse like it hasn’t been 5 years since I last heard it

  • Madagascar



    I just found out Hans Zimmer composed the soundtrack for this movie.... so basically, what you're saying is that HANS ZIMMER IS AT LEAST PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

  • Arrival



    we don't have world peace for two reasons, 1) we don't let amy adams solve all our international issues, and 2) we don't let amy adams win oscars when she clearly deserves them

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon


    imagine a braveheart remake starring jay baruchel

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    I honestly think Peter Porker may be my favourite character in any movie ever and nothing will ever change my mind

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    i wish this movie was as perfect as florence pugh's nose

  • Cars



    I was shocked to find out that this film has a real plot and is not, as I previously thought, 120 minutes of owen wilson saying “KA-CHOW”

  • Clash of the Titans

    Clash of the Titans


    please stop putting liam neeson and ralph fiennes in movies together, I genuinely CANNOT tell them apart

  • Enter the Dragon

    Enter the Dragon


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was only gonna give this 3 stars but then han switched his hand for some kind of hairy metal claw replacement and I LOST IT

  • Her



    I’m just gonna say it, every time I hear scarlett johansson’s voice I think of the spongebob movie and that totally ruins the whole spike jonze indie sad boy vibe

  • Nightcrawler



    it has been six years and yet I still think about Jake Gyllanhaal’s Oscar snub more than I think about most of my family members