Nic Johnson

sometimes it feels like I’m the only person who understands movies πŸ˜•

Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • Dancer in the Dark
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

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  • Heathers

  • Edward Scissorhands

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  • Malignant

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  • The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

    The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

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    extreme thirst for Lana Del Rey is a dangerous thing for a man like me to have (but I have it)

  • The Neighbors' Window

    The Neighbors' Window

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    oh, your hot neighbor couple who you watch having sex every night and dream of being?? One of them is dying of cancer! Ever think of that??? Maybe you should be happy about your own life after all πŸ™‚ Even though they have sex and love each other, one of them has cancer so their life actually sucks a ton. Be thankful for the things that you have because even if you don’t have sex at least you’re not dying tbh πŸ™πŸ™