Cinderella

Cinderella

Cinderella (2021)'s jukebox musical covers made me want to stab my ears out, but as soon as I saw the cursed image of James Corden turning into a mouse? Rarely have I wished that my eyes could melt permanently. The funniest thing I got from watching this was that it made me want to rewatch Cats instead.

A dull, painful, obnoxious and soulless assault on the senses made by people who hate musicals, and one that no innocent child should bear witness to. If you're a parent who shows this iteration of Cinderella to your children rather than the classic versions, then I am genuinely concerned about how you are treating their wellbeing.

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