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  • Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees

    Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees


    about to get annoying in this review...

    i fucking loved this. so incredible. a huge pulsating pixelated mass of information, obtuse symbolism, esoteric symmetry, noise, hidden corridors, cyber imagery, mazelike reasoning...totally engrossing. this movie feels like it is 1000 years long because it takes you fully into its world.
    i kept trying to draw comparisons and then about halfway through i realized what this actually reminds me... the half-a-press mario 64 video. im not kidding. that is a video that…

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    as soon as this film ended i went online and enlisted in the US army. no child will ever suffer like this again on my watch

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  • Fire in the Sky

    Fire in the Sky


    i would agree with everyone i've heard talk about this movie that yeah, the abduction sequence is miles (light years 😏) better than the rest of the movie, but i'd also argue that the preceding parts aren't that horrible. yeah they're pretty objectively boring but it looks nice and i had fun spending time with the characters. even though there's not much going on i liked the way the actors acted and i liked the way the locations looked. so…

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses


    β€œIt’s all true. The boogeyman is real. And you found him.”

    every time i try to write about a rob zombie movie i end up accidentally writing like 7 very unfocused paragraphs so this time ill just say its perfect!

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