Nick Guzan

Nick Guzan

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i try to be objective when rating movies by asking: did i enjoy watching it? is it actually good? is harry dean stanton in it?

Favorite films

  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • GoodFellas
  • A Night to Remember
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • The Desperate Hours

    ★★★½

  • You've Got Mail

    ★★★★

  • The Brotherhood

    ★★★

  • The Holiday Calendar

    ★★★

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  • The Desperate Hours

    The Desperate Hours

    ★★★½

    look i love bogie, he’s one of my favorite actors, but i would NOT want to meet him under these circumstances!

    also take note from that first scene, Mr. Fiennes… R-A-L-P-H is pronounced “RALPH”

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★★★

    i can’t even begin to describe how much every thing about this movie fuels me. like all i need is that 3-second clip of Tom riding in the small car and i could run a gd marathon

    THAT CAVIAR IS A GARNISH

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  • The Incident

    The Incident

    ★★★★½

    Funny Games meets The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 with a twist of In Cold Blood. Musante is a force and deserves to be better known today, but oh my lanta what a wild and twisted way for the world to be introduced to Martin Sheen… Jed Bartlet hollerin “don’t be offended baby, I like your jugs, that’s all”!? not MY president

  • The Holiday Calendar

    The Holiday Calendar

    ★★★

    befitting its subject being a magic calendar, age as we know it has seemingly no place in this movie. the beloved character “Gramps” appears no more than 40 years old