Favorite films

  • Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
  • A Better Place
  • A Better Place
  • Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

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  • Orgy of the Dead

  • Men in Black 3

  • Deadly Weapons

  • Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Pinned reviews

  • Club Lingerie

    Club Lingerie

    It's not often that I watch a movie that warps my definition of the word "movie" but when you finish a movie and then you realize that so much crazy shit happened that you forgot that Andy Dick was in it, you know you just watched something truly special.

    The sets are constantly falling apart. Lines get fucked up constantly even though it's obvious some people are reading them from cue cards. Decisions are made that don't make any sense.…

  • Road Hell

    Road Hell

    Road Hell is something incredibly special. Words cannot properly describe how this movie has crawled underneath my skin and completely taken over my entire brain. It's truly perfect.

    I've been a huge fan of Pete Jacelone's movies for years now but I've always put off buying this one. Something about it just didn't seem like it was much of a priority. It's just an anthology called Road Hell, it couldn't possibly be more interesting than something called Chad's Dental Nightmare.…

Recent reviews

  • Lost Faith

    Lost Faith

    Steve Nekoda doesn't need god's help. He certainly doesn't need the idiot cop's help who's out eating breakfast instead of working the crime scene of a fresh kidnapping. He's got his fists for punchin and his feet for kickin and he's going to get his wife back if it's the last thing he does. Turns out he did need god's help though but that's ok. Nobody's perfect.

    Joel D Wynkoop says in the making of documentary Stay Hungry that his…

  • Saurians


    Saurians was shot in 1991 on Super 8mm film. All the sound was done in post. A lot of it was shot in a rock quarry they had no business being in. It stars the dream team of Mark, Mark's wife Maria, Todd Michael Smith, and Todd Carpenter. The dinosaurs were stop motion, toys, puppets, and in my absolute favorite shot in the movie, a super pixellated video toaster animated eyeball effect.

    What I'm trying to say is, this movie…

Popular reviews

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    "Without Manos: The Hands of Fate there would be no 2001: A Space Oddyssey."
    -Stanley Kubrick

    "Robert Smith Jr and Russ Huddleston's score is the reason I started composing"
    -John Williams

    "I almost quit show business for good the first time I saw Manos. I mean, when a performance as brilliant as John Reynolds' Torgo already exists why would I even bother trying..."
    -Jack Nicholson

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    They tried so fucking hard.