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    ★★★★

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    ★★★

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  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    ★★★★½

    For it is what it is. 
    I expected to hate this but it’s well written, well cast and well played Mr freaky ass clown. 

    One particular scene where he’s naked (to not spoil) was on point. Although I saw the ending coming it still decently thorough. 

    And that scene with the saw. Like eww

    What if I told you Art has been around since 2008?

    For a full review and to find out all the movies Art has appeared in, check my website out at Mother of Movies.

  • The Cleanse

    The Cleanse

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s exactly what it says it is. Only it’s not funny. 
    It’s a completely PG rated version told with giant blob puppets about letting go. And there’s no singing or cartoons. 

    That sucked. No one even got eaten by their blob puppet. Well, not that we see anyway. It’s more likely that one blob puppet just hugged a dead corpse for a while. 

    I often hear the term bland as mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise, it makes everything better. Whoever coined…