• Scream 2

    Scream 2


    This was a good follow-up that pulls off its meta-humor surrounding movie sequels really well. The returning cast from the original film deliver as well. I think the villain reveal was a lot more predictable and a bit nonsensical when compared to the first film. Also, the new characters were pretty forgettable. In closing, this is an enjoyable time that doesn’t quite live up to its predecessor.
    1997 Ranked.       Scream Ranked

  • Scream



    I finally got around to seeing this classic and it did not disappoint. The Drew Barrymore scene is a masterclass in satire and tension. Trying to uncover the identity of the killer was extremely fun and I was genuinely surprised. Can’t wait to watch the rest!
    1996 Ranked.           Scream Ranked

  • Champions



    The cast of basketball players in this movie carry this film on their shoulders. My favorites were Ms. Constantine, Johnny, and Benny. I love that they develop them outside of the court so we can get to know them all better. Unfortunately I wish we spent the same amount of time delving into why Woody Harrelson’s character was such a troubled man before coaching this team. Overall a hidden gem from 2023 that should not be overlooked!
    2023 Movies Ranked

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    Add a Best Stunt Performance award to the Oscars these people suffer in silence to produce great movies like this! Easily my favorite of the franchise because its the first to balance the emotional depth present in the first movie with the zany action of its sequels.
    2023 Ranked.           John Wick Ranked

  • The Elephant Whisperers

    The Elephant Whisperers


    Let Raghu be with his parents again you cowards!
    Short Films Ranked

  • Navalny



    This man went from filming Tiktoks between drinking beer and playing Call of Duty mobile to prank calling the people who poisoned him and getting an actual confession. This man was made for politics in the Age of the Internet.
    2022 Movies Ranked

  • Saturday Night Fever

    Saturday Night Fever


    My mom saw this 13 times as a kid and I am now genuinely concerned for her mental wellbeing. Every character were supposed to root for is either misogynistic, racist, or a victim of sexual assault who will forgive their perpetrators within 30 seconds. This could have at least had a lot of really good dancing, but that only comprises about 10 minutes of the film. Easily among one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
    1970s Movies Ranked

  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    Shazam! Fury of the Gods


    Surprised by the early lukewarm reception this got from critics. I found this to be an improvement over the first film. The fights looked great, the comedy was sharp, and this still had plenty of heart. Other than a cheesy ending and a morally questionable relationship this bodes well for the DCEU (better than most of the recent MCU projects I’ve seen).
    DCEU Ranked.             2023 Ranked

  • The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse


    Really well animated and just adorable. Literally a children's book brought to life.
    Animated Shorts

  • The Patient

    The Patient


    In this show sponsored by Dunkin Donuts, Gleeson murders people when hes not peeing for for five minutes straight or listening to Kenny Chesney. This was pretty good although many of the dream sequences were a stretch for me and the ending was a bit lackluster. Some excellent acting and tension from Carrell and Gleeson make this worth checking out if the synopsis sounds interesting.
    TV Ranked

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    This jumped between being boring and being bad in the least likable way. Modok was ridiculous in design and his character arc was unwanted and unnecessary. Kang was pretty underwhelming, which hurts to say because I really love Jonathan Majors. This was nothing more than a setup movie which is frustrating when I already don’t have a lot of hope that the MCU will return to its former glory.
    2023 Movies Ranked.          MCU Ranked

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


    “Your soda can is almost empty”
    “Whale Jetski”
    “My cousin fell asleep in a pocket and that's why I don't like the saying, everything comes out in the wash, because sometimes it doesn't. Or sometimes it does and they're just like a completely different person. Now my cousin just sits by the window and waits for firetrucks to go by”
    2022 Movies Ranked