Favorite films

  • Opening Night
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Stop Making Sense
  • All That Jazz

Recent activity

  • The Changeling

  • Distant Voices, Still Lives

  • The Many Saints of Newark

  • Sea of Love

Recent reviews

  • Distant Voices, Still Lives

    Distant Voices, Still Lives

    normally when i’m like ‘cried the whole time!’ i mean i cried like twenty percent of the time but i cried the whole time. unbelievable

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    big shoutout to the dude sat next to me who literally spent the whole runtime ‘that’s chappie’-ing his girlfriend. godspeed. anyway! a movie caught desperately between doing something new and interesting and doing something immensely familiar but less good and can’t settle on one or the other — scenes with interesting ideas punctuated by a guy in a wig telling me he’s somebody’s dad. my big crush on john magaro unwavering and nobody else can say that.

Popular reviews

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    imagine breaking a guy's heart so hard he invents facebook.

  • Source Code

    Source Code


    there's a bit at the start where jake gyllenhaal goes into the bathroom and looks in the mirror and he's got some other guy's face and that must be the most disappointed anyone's ever felt. imagine looking like jake gyllenhaal then suddenly not looking like jake gyllenhaal.  just looking like some guy. deeply disappointing.