A24 = :(
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Did you ever watch Armageddon and think to yourself, "Yeah, I like this movie, but I really want it to be about the moon instead of an asteroid."
"Also, I want every line of dialogue to be either saying something that should be dumb as seriously as possible or following it up/preempting a serious moment with cringeworthy comic relief."
"Also, I don't really want it to be about the moon for most of the movie. Maybe just a bunch of…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This review is being written upon completion of my fourth viewing of The Void. This is being written for a friend to try and convey why I don't particularly enjoy The Void despite it being everything that I would look for in a horror movie.
*--MASSIVE PLOT SPOILERS ABOUND, BEWARE--*
Before I start, though -- I want to address all the whiny, lazy reviews that accuse this movie of being a Carpenter knockoff or comparing to other movies because of…