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  • The Long Night

    ½

  • Moonfall

  • The Northman

    ★★★

  • No Escape

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  • The Long Night
  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    Did you ever watch Armageddon and think to yourself, "Yeah, I like this movie, but I really want it to be about the moon instead of an asteroid."

    "Also, I want every line of dialogue to be either saying something that should be dumb as seriously as possible or following it up/preempting a serious moment with cringeworthy comic relief."

    "Also, I don't really want it to be about the moon for most of the movie. Maybe just a bunch of…

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  • Other Side of the Box

    Other Side of the Box

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    But...did the broccoli and the sauce get burnt?

  • The Void

    The Void

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This review is being written upon completion of my fourth viewing of The Void. This is being written for a friend to try and convey why I don't particularly enjoy The Void despite it being everything that I would look for in a horror movie.

    *--MASSIVE PLOT SPOILERS ABOUND, BEWARE--*

    Before I start, though -- I want to address all the whiny, lazy reviews that accuse this movie of being a Carpenter knockoff or comparing to other movies because of…