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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    “breakup”
    This is an interesting word to me. It’s such a small, simple word, yet has some pretty big implications. It should have a real impact when you hear it, but I don’t think it really does. It’s weird because when I think about all of the breakups I’ve had in my life, none of which have been romantic relationships (I’ve never really been in one, not long-term anyway), it hits me with such a heavy wave of emotion, sadness,…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I can sleep incredibly well tonight knowing that Kelly Marie Tran is and always will be more successful, more popular, and more beloved than any of the brainless, spineless trolls that harrassed her off social media, all of whom will probably die forgotten and alone.

    Rose Tico rules and so does The Last Jedi.

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    If nothing else, I'd like to thank Obi-Wan Kenobi for finally being the Star Wars property to push me away from the online side of this shitshow of a fanbase for good. I haven't read/watched a single review, or tweet, or comment, or talked to anybody about it outside of a couple people I know in person since episode 3. That's how it was when I was a kid, and that's the way I'll be enjoying Star Wars from now…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    I'm still ride or die for team Batfleck, but once we get to see Battinson a few years later, more in his prime years of caped crusading, I have no doubt he will cement himself as my #1, probably for the rest of my life.

    Every time I watch this I feel like an 8-year old on Christmas morning, just in complete awe and happier than I could have ever imagined being at what I'm seeing. This is everything I…

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