Pretending to know stuff about film

Top 4 are films I’m currently vibing with

Favorite films

  • Tropical Malady
  • Yi Yi
  • Life, and Nothing More...
  • A Moment of Innocence

Recent activity

  • A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon


  • National Gallery


  • Long Day's Journey Into Night


  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    I once met one of the Illumination animators in a bar in Paris who invited my friend and I back to his for a threesome. We declined. Every time I see the logo I am reminded of that. 

    Anyway this wasn’t very good

  • About Dry Grasses

    About Dry Grasses


    Cannes 2023

    Left the Palais overwhelmed. Was it because I saw one of my favourite contemporary directors in the flesh? Was it because I didn’t full grasp it? Was it because I was tired?

    Walking along the beach after with friends I realised it was everything and more. A mad hallucination that will only grow on me.