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(23, he/him)

Favorite films

  • The Worst Person in the World
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Hot Rod
  • Aftersun

Recent activity

  • Swarm

  • Side Effects


  • Possession


  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles


Pinned reviews

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Happy 15 years, 1 month, and 21 days anniversary to the greatest comedy of all time.

    Letterboxd Top 250 WHEN.
    AFI Top 100               WHEN. 
    Criterion Collection WHEN. 

  • Clifford the Big Red Dog

    Clifford the Big Red Dog


    Assessing various departments in New York City based on how receptive I anticipate they’d be to Clifford the Big Red Dog living indefinitely in Manhattan.

    Department of Buildings: Immediately non-receptive. They refuse to let Clifford live or venture into any residential buildings, saying his estimated 87 ton weight would risk the structural integrity of every building in the city.

    Mayor’s Office: Enthusiastically receptive. Seeing an opportunity to support a beloved public icon without facing responsibility for said icon’s consequences, the…

Recent reviews

  • Side Effects

    Side Effects


    In Steven Soderbergh movies, a scene can have one of two color grades.

    1. Normal
    2. 💛Y⭐️E🌟L🌻L🌼O🐝W🚜

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

    Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles


    Chantal Akerman you absolute LEGEND.

    RIP Jeanne Dielman, you would have loved Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975). Actually, I think you would have found it a waste of time and not finished it. Maybe you would have watched it while knitting your son a bomb ass sweater that he should be more grateful for.

    The HBO synopsis for this is “a lonely woman turns to prostitution to make ends meet” which has to be one of the…

Popular reviews

  • Chemical Hearts

    Chemical Hearts


    Take Care by Beach House is played five (5) times in Chemical Hearts' 93 minute runtime. That means it is played approximately once every 18.6 minutes.

    Of my grievances with the film, this is not one of them.

  • Q: Into the Storm

    Q: Into the Storm


    Jim Watkins has at least five (5) distinctly different facial hairstyles in this and each one is uniquely nauseatingly terrible. Jim Watkins is the living personification of his own mini-crowbar mustache and obscene sideburns.