7th graders kind of watch movies like basketball games, just checked out until the 4th quarter and then they're like "Oh no the bear's gonna get her!"
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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The Night House 2020
Good characterization, good frights, goes all in on a final twist ripped off from an old riddle
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The Witches of Eastwick 1987
"Just your average horny little devil" is like a cellar door phrase to me
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
I think it's interesting how into alternate universes people have been lately-- people only started saying "darkest timeline" after Community aired an episode about them and was canceled for low ratings. We really want to imagine what it would be like if literally anything was different about our lives and the world around us. Time to get bagel-pilled
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