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  Inside Llewyn Davis 2013

  Rewatched 24 Jan 2023

  Llewyn is the anti-Dude: he is a Bohemian, Jewish-American Boomer, but one with absolutely fucked vibes instead of groovy ones, hateful to everyone instead of abiding, women want to abort any child that could be his as opposed to convincing him to anonymously impregnate them, cursed by John Goodman instead of befriended by him.

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  Star Wars 1977

  Watched 22 Jan 2023

  Even in his last days, Obi Wan is obsessed with telling lies

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  Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 2022

  Watched 26 Nov 2022

  People talk about Rian Johnson like he's this Cringe Lib, but his movies culminate in the destruction of a casino, the reallocation of a fortune of inherited wealth, and the extremely tight thing that happens at the end of this movie

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  Porco Rosso 1992

  Watched 07 Jul 2022

  If Miyazaki's gonna make a movie about an Italian ace fighter pilot pig, he's gonna make sure it's the best Italian ace fighter pilot pig movie possible, and he's not really gonna wink at you about it either. The pig is gonna have a tragic love triangle and be forsaken from Heaven